A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

Nile Web Services: Corporate Nightmare Simulator

A darkly comedic survival game where you play Employee #7834 at a suspiciously familiar tech giant. Handle support tickets from entitled customers, navigate toxic workplace politics via Slack, and watch your sanity plummet in real-time over a soul-crushing 5-day work week.Experience authentic corporate hell featuring impossible deadlines, mandatory training modules, invasive HR surveys, and coworkers who make you question humanity. Make moral choices that affect your mental health while the company extracts maximum value from your suffering.

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nile-web-services-linux.AppImage 138 MB
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Install instructions

# ๐ŸŽฎ NILE WEB SERVICES GAME - DOWNLOAD & INSTALL INSTRUCTIONS

## ๐Ÿ“ฅ CHOOSE YOUR PLATFORM

### ๐ŸชŸ **WINDOWS** (Windows 10/11 - 64-bit)

**๐Ÿ“ Download:** `nile-web-services-windows.zip` (142MB)

**๐Ÿ”ง Installation Steps:**

1. **Download** the ZIP file to your computer

2. **Right-click** the ZIP file โ†’ "Extract All..."

3. **Choose a location** (like Desktop or Documents)

4. **Open the extracted folder** 

5. **Double-click** `Nile Web Services Game.exe` to start playing!

**โš ๏ธ Windows Security Warning:**

- Windows may show "Windows protected your PC" dialog

- Click **"More info"** โ†’ **"Run anyway"**

- This is normal for games not purchased from Microsoft Store

**๐Ÿ’ก Pro Tips:**

- **No installation required** - it's portable!

- You can **move the folder anywhere** and it still works

- **No admin rights needed** - perfect for work computers ๐Ÿ˜‰

- **Create a desktop shortcut** by right-clicking the .exe โ†’ "Send to" โ†’ "Desktop"

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### ๐ŸŽ **macOS** (macOS 10.14 or later)

**๐Ÿ“ Download:** `nile-web-services-mac.dmg` (134MB)

**๐Ÿ”ง Installation Steps:**

1. **Download** the DMG file to your Mac

2. **Double-click** the DMG file to mount it

3. **Drag** "Nile Web Services Game" to your **Applications** folder

4. **Open Applications** and double-click the game to launch

5. Enjoy your corporate nightmare! ๐Ÿข

**โš ๏ธ macOS Security Notes:**

- First launch: **Right-click** the app โ†’ **"Open"** โ†’ **"Open"** (bypasses Gatekeeper)

- Or go to **System Preferences** โ†’ **Security & Privacy** โ†’ click **"Open Anyway"**

- This is normal for apps not from the Mac App Store

**๐Ÿ’ก Pro Tips:**

- **Add to Dock** by dragging from Applications

- **Create an alias** on Desktop if preferred

- Game saves your progress automatically

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### ๐Ÿง **LINUX** (64-bit distributions)

**๐Ÿ“ Download:** `nile-web-services-linux.AppImage` (139MB)

**๐Ÿ”ง Installation Steps:**

1. **Download** the AppImage file

2. **Open terminal** in the download folder

3. **Make it executable:** `chmod +x nile-web-services-linux.AppImage`

4. **Run the game:** `./nile-web-services-linux.AppImage`

5. Welcome to corporate dystopia! ๐Ÿค–

**โš ๏ธ Linux Notes:**

- **AppImage format** - runs on most distributions

- **No installation required** - completely portable

- Tested on Ubuntu, Fedora, Debian, Arch

**๐Ÿ’ก Pro Tips:**

- **Add to menu:** Install AppImageLauncher for system integration

- **Desktop shortcut:** Create .desktop file pointing to the AppImage

- **Terminal-free:** Most file managers let you set executable permission via right-click

**๐Ÿ”ง Alternative Command Line:**

```bash

# Download and run in one go

wget [download-url] -O nile-web-services-game.AppImage

chmod +x nile-web-services-game.AppImage

./nile-web-services-game.AppImage

```

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### ๐ŸŒ **WEB VERSION** (Any Browser)

**๐Ÿ“ Download:** `nile-web-services-web.zip` (69KB)

**๐Ÿ”ง Setup Steps:**

1. **Download** the web ZIP file

2. **Extract** to any folder

3. **Open** `index.html` in your web browser

4. **Full-screen recommended** for best experience

5. Suffer through your workday! ๐Ÿ’ป

**๐Ÿ’ก Web Version Features:**

- **Instant play** - no downloads for players

- **Works offline** once downloaded

- **Cross-platform** - any device with a browser

- **Smaller file size** but same full experience

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## ๐Ÿ’พ **SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS**

| Component | Minimum | Recommended |

|-----------|---------|-------------|

| **OS** | Windows 10, macOS 10.14, Linux 64-bit | Latest versions |

| **RAM** | 4GB | 8GB+ |

| **Storage** | 500MB free space | 1GB+ |

| **Audio** | Any speakers/headphones | Good speakers for full corporate ambiance |

| **Display** | 1024x768 | 1920x1080+ |

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## ๐ŸŽฎ **FIRST-TIME SETUP**

**After launching for the first time:**

1. **Click "Begin Your Suffering"** to start the game

2. **Adjust volume** using your system controls (game audio included!)

3. **Play in fullscreen** for maximum immersion

4. **Read the tutorial** if you want (or jump straight into corporate hell)

**๐ŸŽฏ Gameplay Tips:**

- **Save happens automatically** - no need to worry about progress

- **Take breaks** - the game can be paused anytime

- **Audio recommended** - background music and sound effects enhance the experience

- **Multiple playthroughs** - different choices lead to different outcomes

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## ๐Ÿ†˜ **TROUBLESHOOTING**

### **Windows Issues:**

- **Game won't start:** Run as Administrator

- **Missing DLL errors:** Install latest Visual C++ Redistributable

- **Antivirus blocks:** Add game folder to antivirus exceptions

### **macOS Issues:**

- **"App is damaged":** Download again, may have been corrupted

- **Performance issues:** Close other apps, check Activity Monitor

- **Won't open:** Try logging out and back in to macOS

### **Linux Issues:**

- **Won't run:** Ensure executable permissions set

- **Missing libraries:** Install `libfuse2` or `fuse` package

- **Audio issues:** Check PulseAudio/ALSA setup

### **Web Version Issues:**

- **Blank screen:** Enable JavaScript in browser

- **Performance slow:** Try Chrome or Firefox, close other tabs

- **Audio not working:** Check browser audio permissions

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## ๐Ÿ“ž **SUPPORT**

**Need help?** 

- **Check itch.io comments** - other players often have solutions

- **Contact developer** through itch.io messaging

- **Report bugs** with your OS version and error details

**Known Issues:**

- Some antivirus software may flag the game (false positive)

- First launch may be slower as the app initializes

- Audio may take a moment to start on some systems

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## ๐ŸŽญ **ABOUT THE GAME**

**"Nile Web Services: Corporate Nightmare Simulator"** is a dark comedy survival game that satirizes modern corporate tech work. Experience 5 days of customer support hell while your sanity slowly drains away.

**Features:**

- โœ… Realistic corporate bureaucracy simulation

- โœ… Toxic coworker interactions via Slack

- โœ… Customer support ticket system with entitled customers

- โœ… Multiple career endings based on your choices

- โœ… Achievement system tracking your mental decline

- โœ… Dark humor throughout (cope with laughter!)

**Warning:** Contains satirical content about workplace stress and depression. Intended as cathartic humor for corporate survivors.

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**๐ŸŽ‰ Ready to experience the corporate nightmare? Download your platform's version above and begin your descent into workplace madness!**

*"Remember: It's not a bug, it's a feature of late-stage capitalism."* ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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